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Still the same …

So I haven’t posted in awhile … I know. I’ve just run out of ideas that fit in the Closet Space theme, and I suppose that’s a good thing. So I’ve been out for nearly two years … and I feel pretty confident in my new skin. Except I found out it wasn’t new … [...]

Interview with Tiffany!

I recently got to interview Tiffany for a piece in LEO Weekly. She’s one of the headliners at this weekend’s Kentuckiana Pride Fest.
It was truly a highlight for me, and I just about shit my pants when she called my office, personally, from Nashville, which is where she lives now. She was so nice, sweet [...]

Supermarket Samples

I was commiserating with a friend recently about relationships … more specifically, the relationships we just got dumped from. Our experiences were similar — we were pursued, finally gave in and then got kicked to the curb once we expressed a mutual interest.
Over a few beers, I came up with this theory — we were [...]

Oops I Did It Again …

Ahh love. How can something so happy always be so fleeting? I swear I was a prostitute in my previous life … because in this lifetime, I am more than making up for my promiscuity. I’m sure I do everything wrong when first approaching a relationship — I fall too fast, feel too much and [...]

Velcro Pygmies have no shame …

How many of you rocked out in the late ’80s to the likes of Poison, GNR, Motley Crue, Warrant and Skid Row? Yeah, yeah, I know, we were all crushing on Joan Jett at the time — but I know a few of you teased your hair and saturated yourselves in AquaNet.
The Velcro Pygmies look [...]

Dissed by Samantha Ronson?

Not really — but she’s not doing interviews for her DJ event at Fourth Street Live’s Oaks Eve party, her people tell me. She’ll be at Hotel on Thursday, April 30, around 10 or 11 p.m. Apparently  it’s a free party … so who wants to go?

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OMG! Pride Fest scores Tiffany! (oh, and the Indigo Girls)

 
Holy frickin hell! It’s good to be gay. This day was shit until I heard this blessed news. This year’s Kentuckiana Pride Fest  is going to feature Tiffany! As in Mall-Touring Tiffany. As in Gumby-in-a-Video Tiffany. As in I-Think-We’re-Alone-Now Tiffany! As in Debbie-Gibson’s-Rival Tiffany! 
I honestly haven’t been able to catch my breath since I heard the news. [...]

Looking back …

Since coming out, I’ve tried to reassess my childhood through my new eyes. It all makes sense now that Daisy was my favorite Duke. Here are my top 5 crushes that I had no idea I was swooning for.
1) Susanna Hoffs (of The Bangles) — hot! Those eyes, oh those eyes.
2) Daisy Duke – hot! [...]

10 Reasons Why Beer is a Lesbian

In honor of St. Patrick’s Day:
1) It hits the spot every time.
2) It can mow the lawn and cuddle at the same time.
3) It tastes great and is less filling.
4) You can pass it around to your friends and it never gets flat.
5) It goes great with an Indigo Girls concert.
6) It’s bubbly.
7) Looks good [...]

The Last Word

The last episode of “The L Word” was bitter sweet. Did Jenny fall off the balcony on accident (or maybe on purpose?), or did someone push her off? Bette and Tina were the last people to see her; Nikki was hiding in the bushes; Max mysteriously disappeared for a sweater; or maybe it was her [...]

Pink dolphin!

Look! My vibrator turned into a living, breathing creature! Who knew?

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Lesbian in Training

With “The L Word” coming to an end, I’m really going to have nothing to write about here. So I’m going to start a new post called “Lesbian in Training” where I ask questions, seek advice and basically show you all how lame I really am. But perhaps it will help someone else out there [...]

Salt N Pepa invade L Word; L Word invades Passions

I’m not quite sure what to say anymore regarding “The L Word,” except it’s coming close to “Passions” as far as ridiculous storylines and such. I wouldn’t even be surprised if a ghost showed up next week … wait … I think that already happened in Season 4 when Dead Dana showed up to give [...]

Hot Gym Ladies

So I’ve decided that it’s damn near impossible to pick someone up at the gym. And by “pick up” I mean smile at, look away and freak out about the encounter for the next four days.
Here’s the problem: Every girl with her hair pulled back and gym shorts on looks like a lesbian. How can [...]

Alice sweats; Shane barfs; Jenny annoys

I almost fell off the couch last night when I realized there are only two episodes left of “The L Word.” Well, it was that, and the teaser for the March 8 pre-show that featured Dana.
I wish I could say this season is getting better, but it seems like as the characters get more and [...]